Stop sending me God emails

Everyday I keep getting these God emails. God will do this if you send it to 9 people. You will have good luck, bad luck, money, etc. Or if you don't you will never date again or your little finger will drop off. Who are these people? And anyway I come from a long line of pagans... Stop sending me God emails. I decided that anyone sending me those God emails will be cursed and turned into a frog or tailless rat. Something along those lines.